QUIT SMOKING JESUS
What should I do now because I am smoking frozen snowmen?
I am a woman 39
years old. I have 20 kids with 21 men. I am a Harlem alumn. I have no job. All of my children live in the street. I am trying to encourage my middle children to begin selling crack to supply me. My kids recently started smoking some magic dragon. My son slangs rocks like a slingshot, but wont do the bizz. I really hope I can quit so I can help my kids acheive there dreams, and become crack dealers, pothead, wife beaters, and a politician. My whole family has began a religion called Cracktholicism, where we worship Jesus Crack aka White Jesus. The last prophet for man however, was John F. Kennedy. We eat sausage every Thursday. We concentrate on spending family time together. Usually, we all go to the park and get high. We believe that a family that smokes together jokes and snorts coke together. Anyway what should I do?
Anything you want. You have a sweeeeet life.
So, you and 2 men had one child?
Thats only the third time ive heard that.
GO JORDAN! – He quit smoking!
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